Always laugh when you can. It’s cheap medicine.
Lord Byron
A little dose of humor to start off the day…
What does the letter ‘A'; have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.
What kind of a tree has hands?
A palm tree.
Kim Roblin
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
What runs but never gets tired?
Water
and last but not least…
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion
The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card: Rest in Peace. The owner was annoyed and called to complain.
Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake and sorry you were offended, said the florist. But even worse somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, Congratulations on your new location.
Don’’t forget that laughing can lead to a happier life.
Humor is contagious. Laughter is infections. Both are good for your health.
William Fry
7 comments:
These were all great laughs to begin the day! We do indeed need humor in our life!
betty
Funny 'floral' joke, but not implausible. A few years ago I was the recipient of a lavish arrangement with a card simply reading, "Thinking of you." (Unfortunately, it was an FTD order; our florist unable to track down and make right. I sometimes wonder ...)
Hope your day was terrific!
These jokes made my day better. We all need laughter in our lives. I hope you're doing well these hot days. Take care, Jean
These jokes made my day better. We all need laughter in our lives. I hope you're doing well these hot days. Take care, Jean
these jokes made my day.
I have had some sweet folk lately that lightened up my life with a smile, even some who could smile in writing. All of you and those others have made my days better. THANKS
A smile goes a long way.
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