a post to make you smile....
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
October 9th - lessons on love
Love is the total absence of fear. Love asks no questions. Its natural state is one of extension and expansion, not comparison and measurement.
Gerald G. Jampolsky
I appreciate the cute ways lessons can be learned, like the one above about a cow. Love does teach us many things in life that we wouldn’t otherwise know.
Here's a little more sage cow advice:
If it's good, milk it for all it's worth.
Successful people are moo-vers and shakers.
Don't be just one of the herd.
The cream always rised to the top.
Don't stoop to a barnyard mentality.
Don't be bossy.
It is better to have milked and churned, than to never have milked at all.
If you need to get somewhere, hoof it.
Some days can be udder frustration.
If you're feeling low, moo yourself a little song.
Chew your food 50 times before swallowing.
Don't let others corrall you.
Munch hay while the sun shines.
He who lives with the herd, learns to watch his step.
Following your heart will always steer you in the right direction.
Party 'til the cows come home.
Live for-heifer young.
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo.
Love starts with a smile !