It takes hands to build a house, but only hearts can build a home.

Author Unknown

Friday, April 25, 2014

Chapter 4, Page 25, Book 14

Humorous Signs
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.  (Have you ever seen someone in a glass container?

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: 38 years on the same spot.   (Gee, by now you'd think they'da gotten that spot off!) 

 In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. ??? 

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.   (So, where are the babies delivered?) 

 In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center  (WHO would want to prevent mental health?)
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices, and workmanship.
At a number of military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. (The sign should read Unauthorized Personnel Restricted from access.)
On a display of I love you only Valentines -- Available in multi-packs.

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

In a funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. 

On a shopping mall marquee: Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced 

In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?

In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends.

In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. NO comment!
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.   (That sounds fair to me!)
 On the grounds of a public school: No trespassing without permission.
 On a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.

 Author Unknown

This is the Easter message, that awakening is possible, to the goodness of God, the sacredness of human life, the sisterhood and brotherhood of all.

Anne Lamott

Day 5 of 50:   Put up a sign or banner that proclaims, He is risen!

Signs often remind us of who we are or where we’re going.  Like the male or female signs on restroom doors or no right turns at red lights.  Signs of Easter are all around us this time of year.  New birth and new life seem to be around every corner.   

I have a little chalk board in my kitchen and that is where I usually post something for the day, the month or the season and there is where you find my sign that proclaims He is Risen!

Remember who you are.   Remembering that we are more than the sum of our parts and  that there are precious things about us that are beautiful and unique because we are created in the image of God.  This is a source of joy and redemption for anyone walking a difficult road.

Today I’m thankful for:

1607.  for hot dogs any way you fix them!
1608.  for cheese it is good just about any way you use it
1609. for crescent rolls and all the wonderful ways to use them.



This put a big smile on my face.

jack69 said...

Loved the intro!!!


Love from an over cast North Carolina

peggy said...

I love the Easter message on your chalkboard. I found some real chalk this week, now I need a board.

betty said...

Those humorous signs were funny; needed the laugh after a long day of work :)

I like the visual reminder of He is Risen! I need to work on that this weekend.